That is to say that this list contains words that this list contains words that:
- Usually aren't instantly guess-able (like star, apple, or Nike).
- Can be played with a group of acquaintances (I play with a group of interns at work to blow off time)
- It contains some proper nouns which I believe to be well-known enough (like Simpsons or Spiderman).
Created this list by modifying an existing difficult word list we found online and adding a bunch of new words. If you see a stupid difficult word, it was probably a word from the existing difficult word list that I forgot to remove. (amicable and reimbursement were the type of bs I removed lol).
abraham lincoln, accordion, accounting, acre, actor, adidas, advertisement, air conditioner, aircraft carrier, airport security, alarm clock, alcohol, alert, alice in wonderland, alphabet, altitude, amusement park, angel, angle, angry, ankle, apathetic, apathy, apparatus, applause, application, apron, archaeologist, archer, armada, arrows, art gallery, ashamed, asteroid, athlete, atlantis, atlas, atmosphere, attack, attic, audi, aunt, austin powers, australia, author, avalanche, avocado, award, baby, baby-sitter, back flip, back seat, baggage, baguette, baker, balance beam, bald, balloon, bamboo, banister, barbershop, barney, baseboards, bat, beans, beanstalk, beard, bed and breakfast, bedbug, beer pong, belt, beluga whale, berlin wall, bible, biceps, bikini, binder, biohazard, biology, birthday, biscuit, bisexual, bitcoin, black hole, blacksmith, bleach, blizzard, blueprint, bluetooth, blunt, blush, boa constrictor, bobsled, bonnet, book, bookend, bookstore, border, boromir, bottle cap, boulevard, boundary, bow tie, bowling, boxing, braces, brain, brainstorm, brand, bride, bride wig, bruise, brunette, bubble, bubble bath, bucket, buckle, buffalo, bugs bunny, bulldog, bumble bee, bunny, burrito, bus, bushel, butterfly, buzz lightyear, cabin, cable car, cadaver, cake, calculator, calendar, calf, calm, camera, cannon, cape, captain, captain america, car, car accident, carat, cardboard, carnival, carpenter, carpet, cartography, cartoon, cartoonist, castaway, castle, cat, catalog, cattle, cd, ceiling, cell, cellar, centimetre, centipede, century, chain mail, chain saw, chair, champion, chandelier, channel, chaos, charger, chariot, chariot racing, check, cheerleader, cheerleader dust, chef, chemical, cherub, chess, chevrolet, chick-fil-a, chicken coop, chicken legs, chicken nugget, chime, chimney, china, chisel, chord, church, circus tent, clamp, classroom, cleaning spray, cliff, cliff diving, climate, clique, cloak, clog, clown, clue, coach, coast, cockpit, coconut, coffee, coil, comedian, comfy, commercial, community, companion, company, compare, comparison, compromise, computer, computer monitor, con, confidant, confide, consent, constrictor, convenience store, conversation, convertible, conveyor belt, copyright, cord, corduroy, coronavirus, correct, cot, country, county fair, courthouse, cousin, cowboy, coworker, cramp, crane, cranium, crate, crayon, cream, creator, credit, crew, crib, crime, crisp, criticize, crop duster, crow's nest, cruise, cruise ship, crumbs, crust, cubicle, cubit, cupcake, curtain, cushion, customer, cutlass, czar, dab, daffy duck, dance, danger, darth vader, darts, dashboard, daughter, dead end, deadpool, deceive, decipher, deep, default, defect, degree, deliver, demanding, demon, dent, dentist, deodorant, depth, descendant, destruction, detail, detective, diagonal, dice, dictate, disco, disc jockey, discovery, disgust, dismantle, distraction, ditch, diver, diversify, diversity, diving, divorce, dizzy, dodge ball, dog, dolphin, donald trump, doorbell, doppelganger, dorsal, double, doubloon, doubt, doubtful, download, downpour, dragon, drain, dream, dream works, dress shirt, drift, drip, dripping, drive-through, drought, drowning, drugstore, dryer, dryer sheet, dryer sheets, dugout, dumbbell, dumbo, dust, dust bunny, duvet, earache, earmuffs, earthquake, economics, edge, edit, education, eel, effect, egg, eiffel tower, eighteen-wheeler, electrical outlet, elf, elope, emigrate, emotions, emperor, employee, enemy, engaged, equation, error, eureka, everglades, evolution, exam, exercise, exhibition, expired, explore, exponential, extension, extension cord, eyeball, fabric, factory, fad, fade, fake flowers, family tree, fan, fast food, faucet, feather, feeder road, feeling, ferris wheel, fiddle, figment, finding nemo, firefighter, firefox, fireman, fireman pole, fireplace, fireside, fireworks, first class, first mate, fish bone, fishing, fizz, flag, flat, flavor, flight, flip flops, flock, florist, flotsam, flowchart, flower, flu, flute, flutter, flying saucer, fog, foil, food court, football player, forklift, form, forrest gump, fossil, fowl, fragment, frame, fresh water, freshwater, friction, fries, front, frost, fuel, full, full moon, fun, fun house, funnel, fur, galaxy, gallon, gallop, game, gamer, garden, garden hose, gas station, gasoline, gavel, gentleman, geologist, germ, germany, geyser, giant, ginger, giraffe, gladiator, glasses, glitter, glue, glue stick, goalkeeper, goatee, goblin, gold, gold medal, golden retriever, gondola, good-bye, government, gown, graduation, grain, grandpa, gratitude, graveyard, gravity, great-grandfather, grenade, grill, grim reaper, groom, groot, group, guess, guillotine, gumball, guru, gymnast, hail, hair dryer, haircut, half, hand soap, handful, handle, hang, hang glider, hang ten, harry potter, hawaii, hay wagon, hearse, heater, heaven, helmet, hermit crab, high heel, high tops, highchair, hitler, hockey, homework, honk, hoodies, hoop, hopscotch, hot, hot dog, hot fuzz, hot tub, hotel, houseboat, human, humidity, hunter, hurdle, husband, hut, hydrant, hydrogen, hypothermia, ice, ice cream cone, ice fishing, icicle, idea, igloo, illuminati, implode, important, improve, in-law, incisor, income, income tax, index, inertia, infect, inglorious bastards, inside out, insurance, interception, interference, interject, internet, invent, invisible, invitation, iron man, ironic, irrational, irrigation, isaac newton, island, ivy, ivy full, jackhammer, japan, jaw, jazz, jedi, jellyfish, jet lag, jig, jigsaw, joke, joker, journal, juggle, jump rope, jungle, junk, junk drawer, junk mail, justice, kangaroo, ketchup, kill bill, killer, kilogram, kim possible, kiss, kitten, kiwi, kit-kat, kneel, knight, koala, lace, lady bug, ladybug, lamp, lance, landfill, landlord, lap, laptop, last, laundry detergent, layover, leak, leap year, learn, leather, lebron james, lecture, legolas, leprechaun, letter, letter opener, lettuce, level, lice, lichen, lie, lifeguard, lifejacket, lifestyle, light, lightning, lightning mcqueen, lightsaber, limit, lion, lipstick, living room, lobster, logo, loiterer, lollipop, loonie, lord of the rings, lottery, love, loveseat, loyalty, lullaby, lumberjack, lumberyard, lunar eclipse, lunar rover, lung, lyrics, macaroni, machete, machine, macho, magnet, mailbox, makeup, mammoth, manatee, mark zuckerberg, martian, mascot, mascot fireman, mask, mast, mastercard, mat, mayhem, mechanic, megaphone, member, memory, mercedes benz, mermaid, meteor, michael scott, michelangelo, microscope, microsoft, microsoft word, microwave, midnight, migrate, millionaire, mime, mine, mine car, miner, minivan, mirror, missile, mitten, mohawk, moisturizer, molar, mold, mom, monsoon, monster, monsters inc, mooch, moonwalk, moth, mount rushmore, mozart, mr potato head, mulan, mummy, music, mysterious, myth, name, nanny, naruto, navigate, negotiate, neighborhood, nemo, nepal, nest, netflix, neutron, newsletter, night, nightmare, nike, north pole, nose, nostril, nurse, nutmeg, oar, obey, observatory, office, offstage, olive oil, olympics, one-way street, opaque, optometrist, orange juice, orbit, organ, organize, ornament, ornithologist, ounce, oven, owl, oyster, pacific ocean, pacifier, page, pail, pain, palace, pancakes, panda, panic, pantyhose, paper plate, paperclip, parade, paranoid, parent, parking garage, parley, parody, partner, password, pastry, patrick starr, pawnshop, peace, peacock, peanut, peasant, pelt, pen pal, pendulum, pepsi, periwinkle, personal, pest, pet store, petroleum, pharaoh, pharmacist, philosopher, phineas and ferb, phone, photo, piano, pickup truck, picnic, pigpen, pigtails, pile, pilgrim, pilot, pinboard, pineapple express, ping pong, pink panther, pipe, pirate, pizza, pizza sauce, plan, plank, plantation, plastic, playground, pleasure, plow, plumber, pocket, pocket watch, point, pokeball, pokemon, pole, police, pomp, pompous, pong, popeye, population, portfolio, positive, positive champion, post, post office, practice, president, preteen, prey, prime meridian, printer ink, prize, produce, professor, profit, promise, propose, protestant, psychologist, publisher, pumpkin, pumpkin pie, punching bag, punishment, punk, puppet, putty, quadrant, quarantine, quartz, queue, quicksand, quit, quiver, raccoon, race, raft, rage, rainbow, raindrop, rainwater, random, raphael, ratatouille, ratchet, ray, reaction, realm, ream, receipt, recess, record, recorder, recycle, referee, refund, regret, religion, remain, resourceful, rest stop, retail, retire, reveal, revenge, reward, rhyme, rhythm, rib, rick and morty, riddle, right, rim, rind, ringleader, risk, rival, robe, robot, rock band, rocket, rodeo, roller coaster, roommate, roundabout, rowboat, rubber, ruby, rudder, runt, rv, s'mores, safe, salmon, salt, sand castle, sandbox, sandbox bruise, sandpaper, santa claus, sap, sapphire, sash, sasquatch, satellite, saturn, sausage, saxophone, scarf, scatter, schedule, school, school bus, science, scissors, scooby doo, scrambled eggs, scream, screwdriver, script, scuba diving, scythe, seahorse, season, seat, seat belt, seed, serial killer, servant, sewer, shaft, shakespeare, shame, shampoo, sheep, sheets, shelter, sherlock holmes, shipwreck, shoelace, shopping cart, shotgun wedding, shower, shower curtain, shrew, shrink, shrink ray, sickle, sidekick, siesta, signal, silhouette, silt, simba, simpsons, skateboard, skating rink, ski goggles, ski lift, skip, skipping rope, skydiving, slack, sleep, sleet, slim shady, slipper, slump, snag, snapchat, sneeze, snooze, snore, snow globe, snowball, snowflake, soak, social distancing, socks, softball, solar eclipse, somersault, song, sophomore, soul, soulmate, soviet russia, space, space-time, spaceship, spaghetti, spare, speakers, spiderman, spirited away, sponge, spoon, spotify, spring, sprinkler, squat, stage, stage fright, stagecoach, stairs, staple, starbucks, starfish, startup, star trek, statement, stationery, statue of liberty, stay, steamboat, steel drum, stethoscope, stew, stewie griffin, sticky note, stingray, stockings, stork, storm trooper, story, stout, stowaway, stranger, strawberry, streamline, student, stuff, stun, submarine, sugar, suit, sun, sunburn, sunlight, sunscreen, superbad, superman, surfing, sushi, swamp, swarm, sweater, swim shorts, swing dancing, switzerland, swimming, syringe, system, tachometer, taco bell, tadpole, tag, tank, tattle, taxes, taxi, teabag, team, tearful, teenage mutant ninja turtle, teenager, teepee, telepathy, telephone booth, telescope, temper, ten, tesla, testify, tetris, thanos, the beatles, the dark knight, the prestige, theory, think, thread, thrift store, throne, ticket, tide, time, timeline, time machine, time zone, tin, tinting, tiptoe, tire, tissue box, toast, today, toddler, toilet paper, toll road, tomato sauce, tombstone, toothbrush, toothpaste, top hat, torch, tornado, toronto maple leafs, tourist, tournament, tow, tow truck, toy store, 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zombieland, zoo
Below is all of the words in this episode. Double and triple checked. Where's Unity Now? What do you think Rick represents symbolically? submitted by
Rick, Morty, and Summer flying in a spaceship, singing.
All: "Love! Experience!"
Rick: "Yeah, Morty."
All: "Come Together! With Love, Connection, and Experience!"
Summer & Morty: "It's my favorite song!"
Rick: "Oh, yeah."
Rick: "Oh, YEAH! Distress beacon! YEAH, BABY!"
Morty: "And you're excited about that?"
Rick: "The first rule of space travel, kids... Is always check out distress beacons. 9 out of 10 times, it's a ship full of dead aliens. And a bunch of free shit!"
Morty, Summer: "Oh!"
Rick: "1 out of 10 times it's a deadly trap, but i'm ready to role those dice."
Summer: "Seems like something terrible happened here."
Rick: Mumbles "Cha-ching. Oh, yeah, if you find a room full of eggs. Don't shy away from it. Give one of them a shake. Those face-huggers are worth more than this ship."
Morty: "Uh, what's that?" Points at Rick's graffiti art
Rick: "This'll make the cops write it up. As a looting, by the korblocks."
Morty: "That's horrible."
Rick: "I hear you, man, cops are racists."
Three aliens board the spaceship
Rick: "Oh, hey! You're alive...thank god!"
Alien woman: "Help us! Our planet was taken over by some kind of...entity. It absorbed the minds of our people..."
Alien Man: "We didn't notice until it was too late. The people it takes over, they... they look like your friends, your family, your leaders, but their not themselves anymore...They're part of...it!"
Rick: "Then... how do you know it didn't get on the ship with you? Those two ding-dongs seem pretty calm about the whole thing."
Two aliens in the back [BOTH SCREECH]
Alien Man: "Hey No! NO, WAIT! STOP!"
All except Rick start screaming.
Rick: "Called it."
All Assimilated aliens: [Gurgles]
Unity: "Hello Rick, long time no see..."
Rick: "OH, BOY! UH...these are my grandkids, Summer and Morty."
Rick: Looks over at grandkids "This is, uh, UNITY. We sort of used to, UH...DATE."
Rick: Steps off spaceship. "Quite an operation you got going here, Une. You're a whole planet now, HUH?"
Unity: "After we broke up, I spent some time wandering through space. Then I found this world...where I was better able to focus on my passion for unification."
Summer: "You mean stealing people's bodies?"
Rick: "Summer, rude." Face palms "Why don't you two kids go run off and play with UNITY. While UNITY and I do some catching up."
UNITY: Approaches Morty and summer and reaches for their arms
Summer and Morty: "Ugh. No, wait!"
Morty: "Rick! Aren't these people gonna barf into our mouths and absorb us?"
UNITY: "You're guests here on our planet. You're free to be yourselves. I've never been any good at disappointing Rick."
Summer: "Well, now I'm going to barf. Come on, Morty."
Beth: "Jerry, What are you -- what are you doing in here?"
Jerry: "I'm trying to find our weed whacker, 'cause our weeds are whack, yo.'"
Beth: "But you cant go in the garage when Rick's not here."
Jerry: "I "cant"?"
Beth: "Well he doesn't like it."
Jerry: "What's he gonna do? Crash, rent-free at his other family's house?"
Beth: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Jerry: "You're dad gets to walk all over us, because of your abandonment issues. 'He's playing you, shorty'."
Beth: "Oh, STOP affecting that stupid hip-hop dialect."
Jerry: "Stop shifting the cross-hairs to my ironic urban patois. Just, because your relationship with your father is 'to up from the Flo' up."
Beth: Raises arm as if she is about to speak.
Alien chained up in basement: [SCREECHING]
Jerry: "What the HELL was THAT?"
Beth: "I don't know, let's just leave."
Alien chained up in basement: [GURGLING]
Jerry: "That is A HATCH! points at the hatch angrily. Your father put a hatch in my garage!"
Beth: "You don't know it was HIM. Anyway, we're not supposed to be in here."
Jerry: "Obviously, neither is whatever is gurgling down there."
Alien chained up in basement: [SCREECH, GURGLE]
Rick: Walking through the streets of unity's planet "World Peace Achieved. NICE. Little weird to publish a paper about it for yourself, but hey. So, what's next?"
Unity: "After I become a type-one civilization, this world will be invited into the galactic federation."
Rick: "Oh, GOODY."
Unity: "From there, I'll have access to countless planets and species, one by one I will unify them, I will become a universe, and I will be what the single minded once called a god."
Rick: [BELCHES] "I like that. Oh, that's pretty sexy. Hey listen, where can we get a drink around here?"
Unity: "Recreational substance were phased out here. There's no need for escape from the self when your world is one."
Rick: Face palms and looks up "Unity, Unity, WHO AM I TALKING TO? I watched you assimilate a whole police station just to get your hands on the evidence locker!"
Unity: "Rick, when we met, I was a Young hive mind with the population of a small town. People... change...[ENGINE TURNS OVER] Especially when I change them. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've grown."
Rick: "Hey, listen, I've grown, too."
Unity: Stares comprehensively at Rick
Rick shrugs and raises arm: "I HAVE! See, I've -- I've reconnected with my family, right?"
Unity: "HM. Why's that, I wonder?"
Rick: "Maybe It's part of getting old..Maybe I just miss being with... a collective."
Rick and unity kiss
Rick, unity: [MOANING]
Unity: "YES, RICK. YES."
Rick: "OH, YEAH!"
UNITY: "YES, YES!"
Rick: "WAIT, WAIT. STOP. HOLD IT. Not like this. We need a hang-glider, and a crotchless uncle Sam costume, and I want the entire field of your largest stadium covered end to end with naked redheads, and I want the stands packed with every man that remotely resembles my father."
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS]
Morty: "Man, Look at them go. So coordinated." [GULPS] "What's your problem? They're making you into a Mount Rushmore. They made burgers!"
Summer: "Morty, OPEN YOUR EYES. There is NO "THEY." These poor people's bodies are being used. Their a planet of puppets."
Unity: "I can hear you, you know."
Summer: "Ugh!" Places hand to block out alien and look away.
Morty: "Well, it seems like everybody here's cool with it. Except for the redheads. They seem like their in a hurry to be somewhere else."
UNITY: "Balloon, Summer? Balloon, Morty?"
Summer: "No we don't want your dumb balloons, okay? We're bored, take us back to Rick."
Unity: "Now's not...a good time."
Rick: Flying in a hang-glider into a stadium, wearing goggles and a crotchless uncle sam costume "OH, YEAHHHH! I WANT YOOOOOOOOU!"
UNITY: [CHANTING] "Go son go! Go son, Go! Go son go! Go son Go!"
Screen fades to black, back to garage with Beth and Jerry.
Jerry: "Oh, REAL NICE. REAL NICE. How does a man do this without me noticing?"
Beth: "Oh, you know my dad once he puts his mind to something."
Jerry: "You're spinning this to his credit?"
Alien Chained up in basement: [SCREECHING, GURGLING]
Jerry: "I'm going down there."
Jerry: "Beth, THIS IS MY HOUSE, which makes this my garage, my secret hatch, my hidden subterranean lair, and my faceless gargler. Now, are you gonna keep hating this playa? Or are you gonna jack my steez?"
Beth: Puts hand up to cover Jerry's face, looks away. "Okay, you're just making stuff up now."
Fade to black, back to Unity's planet.
Rick: "OH, MY GOD. UGH." Drinks water. [GLUG! GLUG! GLUG!]
UNITY: "OH, RICK! THAT WAS SO BAD."
Rick: "What's this "was" stuff? I just need to hydrate, then we're doing that again." [SPACESHIPS WHIR]
UNITY: "OH, DAMN."
Rick: "Look, if this is an invasion I gotta sit this one out, but I'll be back to have sex with the survivors."
UNITY: "It's a neighboring hive-mind species, BETA SEVEN. Our planets maintain a practical alliance for exchange of vital resources, so BE NICE."
Beta Seven: "Unity, is it a bad time? Are all present life forms, assimilated?"
Unity: "Beta Seven, this is my single-minded friend from earth, Rick."
Beta Seven: "Rick...Sanchez. Unity has spoken of you."
Rick: "All Bad, I hope. HA HA!"
BETA SEVEN: "Bleeeeeh!"
Rick: "OH Jesus CHRIST!"
UNITY: "Beta Seven, if my allies are a problem for you, perhaps our alliance is, as well."
Beta Seven: "Our alliance is beneficial. When Beta Seven Expresses concern, it's only be-because."
Rick, in background: "OH, SNAP! Powdered neutronium? Amphetetron? You know what I can make with this stuff?"
UNITY: "OH, RICK, I -- I SHOULDN'T..."
Rick: "COME ON. It's not every day that I'm in town. It's -- It's for old time sake."
UNITY: "UH...OKAY, what the hell. We can purify the resin and make fractal dust!"
Rick: "Oh, I was thinking velocitinis, but..."
Unity: "AW, old man Rick can't party with the whole planet?"
Rick & Unity : [LAUGHING]
Rick @ Beta Seven : "I can do whatever you do and more, baby."
Rick : "You know, I think Beta Seven over there is hoping your alliance can be more than practical."
Unity: [LAUGHING] Nudges Rick's Shoulder "Stop."
Jerry: In Basement "Well, this explains the $6,000 electric bill."
Jerry: Turns and shines light on alien "Whoa!"
Alien Chained Up in Basement: [SCREECHES]
Jerry, looking at Beth: "Well Nice. Real NICE. Alien Prisoners under the house. REAL NICE. NICE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEAL --"
Beth: "God Damnit, STOP."
Summer, on Unity's planet: "Wake up people! You have to fight it! You're under the spell of an evil monster!"
Unity: "I can hear you."
Summer: "Yeah, sop you keep saying." Slaps unity
Summer @ Unity: "Wake up! You have to have some individuality left in there!"
Unity: "Why do you hate me, Summer?"
Summer: "I'm not talking to you, Unity. I'm talking to...Steven Phillips. Steven, set yourself free."
Unity: "Summer, before I took over this planet this man was a registered sex offender."
Summer: "Yeah? So what? at least he was himself..."
Unity: "This woman was a drug addict on the verge of suicide, now...she's a marine biologist."
Morty: "Listen, Unity. I don't think my sister's trying to say that life would be perfect without you. I think she's just saying that life would be, life."
Unity: "I have transformed life here into a paradise. Prostitutes are now scientists. The homeless are now "phisosophers"".
Summer, sarcastically: "OH. OH. "PH-PHISOSOPHERS"? NICE."
Unity, starting to collapse: "PHILOPOL...PHIPHOPHOPHER... OH, MY GOD."
Summer: "Where did you learn to talk, you grandpa stealing slut?"
Unity: "I'm feeling...[RETCHES] UGH."
Morty: "Oh, man, let me help all of you up."
ALL: "I'm fine!"
Screen fades to black, [DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] in unity's bachelor pad.
UNity: [SNIFFS] "Do you know what I LOVE ABOUT YOU, Rick? You're the only single mind I've met that REALLY SEES the BIGGER PICTURE."
Rick: "You got that right... BUT, baby, listen -- Y-You're talking about taking over planets and galaxies. You got to -- got to just remember to let go sometimes, you know?"
Unity: "I can let go. Hey, look. You see that town accross the river? Watch this?"
Rick, turns: "WHOA!"
Unity: "HA HA! WHOO!" [LAUGHING]
Rick: "WHOA! That's not what I meant!"
Unity: [LAUGHING] "It's okay. It's okay. I evacuated. I evacuated the town. Look."
Unity: "Hey! We're right here. We're fine." [LAUGHS]
Rick: [LAUGHS] "OH, that was awesome." [CHUCKLES] "MY -- MY GRANDKIDS weren't in that town, right? A -- are my grandkids alive? M-My drink is empty."
Unity: [ALL RETCHING]
Alien Man: [GROANS]
Summer: "UNITY, what's happening?"
Alien man, sex offender: "Who's Unity? You kids have nice feet. Mind if I take a picture?"
Summer: "Gross, no."
[CELL PHONE CAMERA CLICKS]
Morty: "I think you're getting what you wanted, Summer. Something's happening to Unity."
Summer: "Do all of you remember who you are?"
Alien man: "Yeah, uh, my name is Ron Benson, I'm an electrical engineer , father of two. And judging from my flat, concentric nipple rings. I'm a member of this planet's top race!"
Some other other aliens cheer with Ron Benson
Summer: "Okay, thats good. UH, dont focus too much on the last part, but..."
Alien Man: "I'm Daryl Jefferson. I'm a landscaper." [STARTS TO RAISE VOICE] "And I'll be damned if I let That ripple-nipple bitch's race rein superior. The cone nipple people will rule this world!"
Ron Benson: "You SHUT YOUR MOUTH. You dirty knife-nipple bastards."
Daryl Jefferson: "What did YOU say to Me? You target chest piece of shit?"
Alien Man running across frame: "RACE WARRR!"
[ALL ALIENS BEGIN TO FIGHT]
All: "Ugh!" [GRUNTING]
Summer: "Why are you fighting? Can't you see that you're all the same?"
Morty: "Oh, Summer. [LAUGHS] First race war, huh?"
Screen fades to black, redirect to city street on fire. [ALL SHOUTING, SCREAMING]
Morty: "Way to go, Summer. You started a race war."
Summer: "I didn't start it! They're the racists. I -- I merely empowered them to follow their apparently misquided dreams."
Morty: "Okay, thanks for clarifying. I'll have a super accurate headstone now."
Alien Man: "Hey WAIT! -- What race are you guys?"
Morty: "We're neither. S-SEE?"
Summer: "Yeah, take my word for it, we just have regular nipples."
Alien Man, still angry: Looks over at other aliens "Hey, these two freaks have no race!"
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
Morty: "OHHHHH, there's no place like home. There's no place like home. Remember, Summer? From Dorothy and the tiny people movie?"
Summer: "YES, YES."
Morty: "All the tiny people."
Summer: "Dorothy, take us away."
Unity: "Hello, Summer. Hello, Morty. It's okay! You're safe now."
Summer: "Oh, unity, I am SO SORRY. I didn't know freedom meant people doing stuff that sucks. I was thinking more of a choose your own cell-phone carrier thing."
Unity: "Oh, Summer. You did nothing wrong. I'm having fun with your grandpa, lost a little control. Probably shouldn't be piloting a hover-copter, nor should I be running 200,000 pediatric hospitals and 12 million deep fryers, but Hey, it's NOT like THIS PLANET can take their business elsewhere."
Morty: "UM, should we maybe stop somewhere and get you a coffee? Maybe splash a little water on your face, or..."
Unity: "No, No, if I wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk. WHOO-HOO-HOO!"
Unity flies spaceship into the sky over a burning city, screen fades to black. Redirect to Jerry and Beth standing near Alien chained up in the basement with a flashlight.
Alien: [SCREECHES, GURGLES]
Jerry: "Oh, Man. I cannot wait, I cannot wait to hear Rick explain his way out of this. He is GONE."
Beth: "JERRY, STOP, PLEASE, OKAY? We weren't even supposed to be down here. If we confront him about this --"
Jerry: "Oh, MY GOD! I love this. I love that THIS is how far you will go for HIM. You want to go upstairs and cut carrots, and watch a lifetime original above a [bleeping] alien dungeon! Your relationship with your father is psychotic!"
Beth: "Oh, listen to you relish the idea that my genius father is a bad person. Step out of your EGO for a second and look at this thing -- it's a MONSTER. He might have chained it up so that it doesn't eat the planet!"
Jerry: "Right because your father's such an altruist? I once saw him briefly forget the word for "humans." He's probably harvesting this creatures organs."
Beth: "He's probably racing to cure it's space aids."
Jerry: "He's going to eat it!"
Beth: "He's protecting it!"
Jerry & Beth: Look at alien "Shut up!"
Screen fades to black, redirect back to Unity's planet...
[HUMMING] Alien Man, barfing: "WHOA!"
Summer: "Unity, this place is a mess."
Unity: "Oh, it's cool. The part of me that is the cleaning lady is coming on Friday. [GASPS] OH, MY GOD. I have a meeting at the galactic federation in an hour. Oh, I'll never make it. Ah, I'll push it to next week."
Morty: "Unity, could you get Rick out here, please." Unity: "He's unavailable. He's..."
Summer: "He's having sex with you, We get it. Gross."
Unity: "I don't think he wants to be..."
Summer & Morty: "Grandpa Rick! Rick! Rick!"
Morty: "I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad about the gagoo you have locked up under the garage!"
Rick, stumbles out of room, wearing a sombrero holding a beer: [BELCHES] "What the hell is your problem?"
Summer: "Grandpa, We need to go home, now."
Rick: "Fine. Sheesh."
Rick picks up portal gun. Aims it.
Rick: "SEE YA!"
Morty: "Uh, Rick... I think we should all go."
Rick: "Tend your garden, kids. I'm kind of doing a thing here."
Unity: [LAUGHS] "WHOO!"
Summer: "Grandpa Rick, we're NOT leaving without you."
Rick: "Oh, my god, you guys. I get it. You're afraid the big bad hive mind is gonna steal your grandpa away."
Summer: "Actually, NO. I think Unity's GREAT. And YOU'RE a horrible influence on it."
Morty: "This isn't healthy, Rick. You know, you're really up to no good around here a -- at this place, you know?"
Summer @ Rick: "You and Unity are like -- leggings and mid-calf boots. You think you're great together, but you're just bringing out the worst in each-other..."
Rick: "Oh, GEE. Well Summer, WELL PUT. Uh, why don't we see what UNITY thinks? Unity?"
Unity: "I'm just taking a little break from stuff. You know? I need to relax."
Rick, grabs remote, turns on television: "Oh, HEY, W-What's this on the news, guys? L-LET me turn it up."
News anchor, on television screen: "In the news today, this looks a lot worse than it is. We're really just having a good time. Karen?"
Female News anchor: "Thanks, Todd. Up next, are you a concerned grandchild? Or just a buzz-kill? We'll tell you how you can know for sure..."
Rick @ Morty & Summer: "I think you two are a little outnumbered."
Summer: "Okay, well, what if you did it for me? What if you came with us as a favor to us? Because you love us?"
Rick: "What? DUMB. BYE."
Morty: "But Rick, Summer's just --"
Rick: "Morty, Summer's just a hyper-emotional needly little -- what's the word I'm looking for here? Uh...human. It runs in the family. I can tolerate it but I can't give a crap about it. Take a hike."
Summer: "Take care of yourself, Unity."
Morty and Summer walk through the portal.
Rick : "I'm not looking for judgment, just a yes or no -- can you assimilate a giraffe?"
Screen fade to black, redirect to Beth and Jerry in the hatch.
Beth: "You're the worst."
Jerry: "No you're the worst! You don't support this family! All you care about is yourself!"
Beth: "You think supporting the family is about supporting you emotionally...because it's never enough."
Jerry: "You've got two children getting dragged across the cosmos, with your dangerously ill father!"
Jerry: "And force me to watch because you would rather lose them than lose me!"
Beth: "You don't even know what it's like to be afraid of losing anything.."
Jerry: "Than lose him! And you cling. Admit it, you're the child Beth! You, NOT ME, YOU!"
Jerry & Beth: AAH! AAH! [BOTH SIGH] As alien moves away from them
Alien, grabs Mic: "Uh, first of all, my name is blim-blam the korblock. Second of all, cards on the table, I'm a murderer and I came to this planet to eat babies. However, I am ALSO carrying a highly infectious disease, that I suppose you could call "SPACE AIDS" as you put it. And Rick did chain me up so that he could attempt to cure it."
Beth, starts dancing.
Alien: "At the same time, Rick's motivation to cure my disease was not to save my life or anyone else's, but to patent and sell the cure for billions of blemflarks."
*Jerry smiles and points sarcastically at Beth's face.
Alien: "But do you know the reason why I ripped my chains out of the wall? And do you know why I'm never coming back to this planet? Because the two of you are the bleeping worst! You both hate yourselves AND eachother. And the idea that it had anything to do with Rick is laughable. I'd laugh but I'm biologically incapable. That's how alien I am. And even I'm sitting here listening to the two of you, and being like, "WHAT THE [BLEEP]". So... good luck with your shitty marriage, and tell Rick I'm sorry he has to deal with either of you. Blim-Blam, OUT!"
Alien: Drops Mic, comes back to pick up Mic [GURGLES]: "You know what? I'm taking this."
Alien crawls up ladder into garage: Tries to open garage door. "How do you -- WHAT IS THIS?"
Morty: Presses button to open garage door
Alien: "Uh, Is there a slow setting? Best door...ever..."
Rick: [Belches, Sighs, Coughs] "Okay, okay. Now make them cry...but happy crying. Now make them all make fun of the blond one. Now make them all do it on the table. I cant believe you created a whole show for me! Now cancel it! Okay, put it back on. [LAUGHS] All, right. I'm bored."
Unity: "Rick, is there a way for you to call Summer and Morty? I feel bad that they --"
Rick: "Pbht. Screw those guys. Ugh. I'll be right back. Don't waste your brains on those weirdos, UNITY. Their no different from any of the aimless chumps that you occupy. They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful. Then because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful. Never gonna happen though, right?"
All Sigh except Rick: "Never."
Rick: "Back in a flash." [Door whooshes] [Toilet Whooshes]
Redirect to bathroom*
Rick: "Best weekend ever, Rick. I agree, rick. Let's see how long we can go. Hey Une. You got any more --"
Female President: "Rick, forgive me for doing this in notes. I'm not strong enough to do it in persons."
Delivery Guy, also Unity: "I realize now that I'm attracted to you for the same reason I can't be with you. You can't change."
Beggar: "And I have no problem with that, but it clearly means, I have a problem with myself."
Newspaper Vendor: "I'm sure their's no perfect version of me. I'm sure I'll just Unify species after species, and never really be complete."
Female president: "But I know how it goes with us. I lose who I am and become a part of you. Because in a strange way, you're better at what I do without even trying. Yours and nobody else's, Unity. P.S I don't know where those coal miners were before they got assimilated, might want to get yourself checked."
Rick Walks into family room.
Beth: "Dad... I [CLEARS THROAT] Jerry and I were looking for our weed whacker and found your subterranean lair, and your alien prisoner, and he got away. And I know I sound like MOM, But I can't sacrifice this whole family's safety just because I'm afraid you'll leave again, so...no more alien prisoners. And no more subterranean excavation without consulting us."
Beth: "Okay? "Okay" -- like you're gonna quietly teleport somewhere else and never come back?"
Rick: "No. It's your house."
Summer: "Grandpa Rick? What happened with Unity?"
Rick: "Who? Oh, Unity. Yeah well... I mean.. honestly we're talking about an entity that thrives on enslavement, you know? It's not cool. Fun's fun, but who needs it? I'll be in the garage."
Rick, in spaceship, screaming through loudspeaker at larger spaceship.
Rick: "UNITY! Unity? Unity."
Beta Seven appears on comm screen.
Beta Seven: "Can I help you?"
Rick: "I want to talk to unity, Beta Seven, I know it's in there."
Beta Seven: "You're classified as a hostile entity and Unity doesn't wanna talk to you."
Rick: "Look I know your game Beta Seven, I've met a billion of you, you little on-deck shoulder to cry on..."
Beta Seven: "You are classified...as a HOSTILE entity."
Rick: "Oh, you're just loving this. This isn't gonna shake out like you think pal, Unity's not into other hive minds. It's gonna suck you in and use you up, and a month from now I'm gonna be making out with all of you in a bunch of red wigs! UNITY! UNITY! Unity, I know you can hear me, get out here."
Beta Seven: "Weapons systems engaged."
Rick: "Oh, in your dreams you have weapons systems."
Morty: "Rick you said we were going to a movie."
Rick: "We are, Morty. This isn't over Beta, shit, Seven. You just got saved by the bell, bitch."
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